Contest Winner

The judges (Shawn and I) reached a unanimous decision and are awarding Ben as the winner of the 200 post caption contest. His entry had us both rolling with laughter. So here, for everyone to enjoy, are Ben's captions.

...so the bartender asks the horse, "why the long face?"

Here is my handle, here is my spout.

Read my lips - NO NEW TAXES. Now where's a baby I can kiss?

Congratulations, Ben! We'll send your prize out in the next few days. Let us know if you want something other than a starbucks card.
Thanks to everyone who wrote a comment and entered the contest. Hope you had as much fun as we did. Good luck to you all the next time we decide to host a contest.