Yes, that's me. I'm definitely in the running for this coveted prize. I believe my ordeal the other night will lock in my nomination for sure. (Just to be clear the previous sentences are dripping with sarcasm.)
Monday afternoon, I was at the store with Isaac. It was one of those days where it was like pulling teeth to get a few free minutes from needing kids to get things done. Anyway, when I finished shopping I pushed the cart with Isaac in the seat out to the car/Jeep. It was cold, 37, so I decided to start the car and buckle Isaac in first to get him out of the breeze and chilly air. So, I put the important things, my son and my purse, in the car. Then I started the car, closed the door, and walked to the lift gate to put the groceries in. The only problem was that the lift gate was locked. And I soon realized that all the doors were locked. That's right, I managed to lock my keys in the car with it running and Isaac buckled in his carseat.
I think I did a fairly good job of not panicking, but it was hard. I quickly noticed a mother and teen daughter sitting in a car just one over from me. They looked like they were waiting for someone who was shopping inside. Anyway, I asked to borrow their cell phone and called Shawn who was fortunately at home with Carly. He answered and was soon on his way to my rescue.
The good news is that Isaac fell asleep and wasn't freaking out. I was also thankful that it wasn't snowing or raining or gusting or a crazy negative temperature while I was standing outside the car.
The only bad news was that I had to wait in the cold breeze and feel so incredibly ridiculous. But then again, it gave me time to figure out this blog post in my head.
Another nice detail to the story is that my good samaritans in the car next door, turned up at a card stamping thing I went to the next day. I should have known that such helpful rescuers would be stampers/scrapers.
The only thing I can figure is that I accidentally bumped the lock button with my gloved fingers. I believe I can honestly say that I've never even locked my keys in the car. But now I can say that at least I didn't hold back and do it half way.
I'm sure there are some of you out there who have had similar experiences. I know Hiedi Picker, an old OC friend of mine has had a similar experience.
Here's her story.So if you've got a story, I'd like to hear it.

Isaac (attempting to eat rice in October), the unknowing victim of Momma's mistake.